You could be the next presidential candidate! Sound good? You must file papers with the
Federal Election Commission to run. You also have to pay the nominal filing fee charged
to candidates entering the New Hampshire primary. That doesn't sound so difficult. Anyone
who can accomplish these two tasks may run for President. Usually, some unlikely people
do. This year, the candidates include people from Phil Gramm to Jack Mabardy(Who in the
world might he be?). Only a few people have a genuine chance of winning the coveted
office, others could win if the world knew them, and still others ( I am convinced) run
for our amusement.
Clinton, Powell, and Dole have a decent chance at the Presidency. President Clinton
remains the only democrat running. His experience and prominence will aid him in the 96
election. He spouts many unique, interesting ideas. For example, he realized, ?We'll
never get everybody's income up until we educate everybody.? Clinton is full of
brilliant revelations like, ?Racial diversity is our great meal ticket to the future if
we can figure out how to get along and how to lift each other up.? His bits of intellect
might be useful if he proposed solutions to the obvious problems he presents. Bob Dole, a
republican candidate, has already done some work on welfare reform. He recently passed a
bill which allows the state to create programs that will move people from welfare to
work. His reform plan will effectively lower welfare recipients by requiring able-bodied
people to work, single-teen parents to stay in school, and limiting welfare to five
years. Dole knows what he wants to accomplish and has innovative ways of doing it.
Powell has a large cult following and would be a great candidate. His only problem: he
hasn't decided to run yet.
Arlen Spector believes the government should be ?limited, but not uncaring or a do
nothing government.? His ideas sound good, but vague. Some of his ideas seem slightly
less indecisive. He says American women should be free to make their own reproductive
choices. Senator Phil Gramm also has a remote chance at the office. He vows to balance
the budget and cut government spending and taxes. He is well known and says what people
want to hear. He would be the ideal president if he could carry out his ideas. Dick Lugar
wants to eliminate the IRS and improve the economy. He has a lot of amazing goals, but
lacks practicality.
And now we have : ?the few, the proud, the obscure.? Remember, anyone can run for
president. Irwin Schiff knows how to present a good image. He even wrote a book about
avoiding the inconvenience of paying federal taxes, I fought the law and the law won.
Well, I'm sure his policies on reducing the national deficit would prove interesting.
John Safran, a man old enough to remember World War One and model T cars, would provide
an interesting addition to the ballot. He does have that experience thing going for him.
I wonder if he, like Reagan, looks at the books beside his bed and calls them trees.
Tennie Rogers resides in Tulsa, where she (Yes, we women have a representative!) bakes
cookies for her grandchildren and preaches good old republican values. Fellow women,
don't rejoice yet. We will have to wait a while longer for a female president.
Unfortunately, Tennie only received twenty votes in the New Hampshire primary.
Everyone running has their good and bad points. A lot of the candidates' successes will
depend upon them being known. The voters will have to choose between three realistic
choices: Clinton, Powell, and Dole. The three have shown their intelligence and problem
solving techniques. They have definite opinions on the country's problems and how to
solve them. The rest of the candidates will have four more years to bake cookies or fight
the IRS.
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