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ESSAY SAMPLE ON "POSITRACTION TIRE MARKS" |
Positraction
It was a cold night and Roger Katmandoo ( a 89 year old man) sat on his front porch. His
rocking chair squeeked as he rocked back and forth. Right then a pair of hedlights came
on and were shining right in Mr. Katmandoo's eyes. The headlights came closer towards
Roger as the car's engine screamed. The car was right at the curb, and it keep going
right up into Roger's yard. " Shit" he yelled as the red 67' Courger drove through his
well kept lawn. "Jesus Palamesus" He hollared "U gonna die U sack of shit" Then the car
stoped and flashed A gun out the winder as Roger pulled up a loose board in the floor of
the porch and grabbed his machine gun. " Youin's best be gett'n out a here" he bluffed
"or I will have to kick your little punk asses" Then th ecar speed off leav'n
positraction tire marks all in Mr. Katmandoo's yard. Then when the car was half in the
street and half in Roger's yard they all yelled "Hey Fuck-o" and speed off. "You little
bastards callin me a buck-o" Roger yelled as his hudge buck teeth bit his bottom lip "
I'll kick your ass". Then Roger jumped In his shit brown FORD truck and started the
engine (well I mean tried to start the engine because he had to pull start it). Then he
speed out of his driveway and took off with smoke coming from the tires (and from under
the hood). He caught up with the Cougar and started hanging out the window trying to hit
the car but he couldn't hold the steering wheel and do bash the car at the same time. So
he got THE CLUB out from underneath his seat and put it on the steering wheel. So he got
the Baseball bat and started hanging out the window hitting the car. The guy in the
Cougar started swirved and Roger fell out of his car and flew underneath the wheel of the
Cougar while he was yelling "I'll kick your ass" and crunched Roger leaving blood and
guts all over the freeway. But Roger's skull stuck into the Cougar's hub cap. The cougar
spun out of controll and flipped then hit the gaurd rail and went fling accross the
freeway into oncoming traffic. And uuhh oh here comes the undertaker's truck full of dead
bodies. The truck smashes into the car sending it flying into the air again only this
time it explodes in the air and the people's bodies who were in the car go whirling into
a pile with all of the undertaker's bodys that are scattered all over the place. Cars on
the freeway are just crunching the bodys. As this happenns U can hear all of the body's
bones breaking. And also it makes the cars wreck. One car has a body on it's hood and
it's still just cruising around.
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