In the beautiful town of Ventaria, which is located near the southern-most point of
Ireland, a once proud colony of people enjoyed the magnificent surroundings and a
simplistic life. Brian the Great, beloved ruler of the Ventarians, had been killed by
the evil Filth-Sammich. This vile creature, with a crocodile-like build, had a head
larger than the immense church in the center of the town. When fully-opened, the mouth
of the Filth-Sammich could open wide enough to fit a large tree. It's powerful jaw and
razor sharp teeth were feared by all that knew about it. The beasts' torso looked large
enough to contain the entire population of Ventaria, and still have room for an elephant
or two. Finally, the tail of the Filth-Sammich was so long and powerful, it could wrap
around and crush the massive castle of Brian the Great. Although Ventaria no longer had
a ruler, fear of the Filth-Sammich kept the locals in line. In order to keep their town,
the people had to bring food to the creature, as soon as it was available. They also had
to give him all their precious valuables. The Filth-Sammich allowed the Ventarians to
eat enough to stay healthy, but nothing more. Before the Filth-Sammich arrived, the
people were loyal and faithfully devoted to their respected ruler. The monster lived in
a gigantic cave which was a ten-minute walk to the edge of town. It was rumored that
when the Filth-Sammich swallowed you, you were slowly digested over a week or two. The
beast also made it clear that it had powers beyond the forces of nature that allowed him
to mentally witness the actions of anyone within the borders of Ventaria simply by
thinking about it. With this in mind, townspeople were obedient and compliant towards
the wishes and demands of the Filth-Sammich.
Warriors that were still loyal to their deceased king, had developed a secret signal
that the Filth-Sammich didn't pay any attention to. When a warrior asked another about
his harvest for the Filth-Sammich, it meant that there was a meeting in the abandoned
farmhouse on outside town limits that night. Here, the monster could not detect or
observe. When these meetings were held, the soldiers would relax and speak of rebellion
against the Filth-Sammich. Drinking and socializing took place in this farmhouse, giving
the men a sense of security. They would talk about how they could slay the mighty
monstrosity evil-eradicators. One soldier in named Urther announced that he could defeat
this terrible fiend. Although Urther was the strongest and most skilled warrior in the
group, his comrades were skeptical. So, Urther told them that he was going to go slay
the beast, proving his worth. The other warriors made futile attempts to convince him
not to, but he was determined. So, Urther's fellow soldiers gave him the finest
equipment they had. They gave him the strongest armor, a superior helmet, and finally,
the sword of Brian the Great. With this, Urther set out to achieve an inconceivable task.
He knew that his odds were stacked, but, with a fearless and determined state of mind,
he made the trek to the cave of the Filth-Sammich. He knew that when he defeated the
monster, he would be known as the greatest of all warriors.
When he reached the cave, he snuck behind the beast while he was admiring and sorting
the riches it had taken from the Ventarians. What Urther had forgotten, was that the
Filth-Sammich could see him now that he was in town limits. With amazing speed, the
creature spun around and swung its tail at Urther. Urther was not ready for this, and
the Filth-Sammich's tail knocked the sword out of his hand, while at the same time
breaking his leg. Urther tried to fight the huge monster, but he was in quite a
predicament. The beast picked up the brave warrior and flung him into his enormous
mouth. Quickly, Urther grabbed hold of the monsters tongue and held on for dear life.
Flying back and forth, the Filth-Sammich tried to fling Urther from his tongue, but
Urther's grip was holding. Urther kept hitting some hard object at the back of the
creatures throat. He realized that this was the beast's spinal cord. With an
overwhelming feeling of determination and confidence, Urther punched at this bone
structure with every ounce of strength in him. A shattering noise sounded throughout the
cave as the cord was severed. The Filth-Sammich let out a scream that was heard miles
away. With a broken leg and bloody fist, Urther managed to free himself from the mouth
of the dead monster. He got the sword of the king and painfully crawled his way back to
town where his victory was celebrated. The astonished Ventarians unanimously appointed
him king. The story of Urther and the Filth-Sammich circulated around the world; giving
Urther the glory he worked so hard to achieve.
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