Me: Hello Mr. Einstein.
Einstein: Hello Mr. ????? (in strong german acent).
Me: I heard that you absolultly sucked at math...is that true???
Einstein: Well, when I was a child I constintly failed my math classes. However
after I got into higher level mathematics I found it easier...i still don't do
incredibly
well in math however (in strong german acent).
Me: ok...enough small talk...now for the big question.
Einstein: what would that be??? (in strong german acent).
Me: What the hell does E=MC? mean!!!??
Einstein: Well...here's how it goes. E represents Energy, M represents Mass, and
C represents the speed of light. So E=MC? means Energy=Mass * the
speed of light to the second power (or squared). (in strong german acent).
Me: I wish i could say i i understand it , but now i only know what it represents.
Einstein: Well that equation is very theoretical. Unfortunatly i can not test it out to
see if i am correct (in strong german acent).
Me: Why?
Einstein: Cause i can't travel the speed of light. (in strong german acent).
Me: What does that have to do with it???
Einstein: Have you listened to a word i said??? (in strong german acent).
Me: Of course (looking very suspisious and guilty).
Einstein: Yea..i'm sure you were (in strong german acent).
Me: Oh look at the time...i better get going (looking at a wrist with no watch on it)
Einstein: Please don't go! It is very lonely being dead (in strong german acent).
Me: Well listen you have your people call my people and we'll talk...ok???
Einstein: Ok ok...bye (in strong german acent).
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